Any administration that goes after
Has the tendency to cook up leaks.
They suggest the President’s D-Day
Anniversary will commence with
An extravagant baptism.
After a ten-pound week,
Trump will listen to our minds and find
It feels good to ruin beach day plans.
He will swap to closet retirement
Only too soon, leaving reliable resources
Behind, like sweatpants and sleep,
Obsessing over a bodysuit and light duty.
I bullshit you not, these interviews